Jay Chandrasekhar
Zach
Kevin Heffernan
Grogan
Steve Lemme
Felix
Paul Soter
Matt
Erik Stolhanske
Freaky Reaky
Zach Chapman
Greg / WCOB Deejay
Alison Clapp
Emily
Kayren Butler
Suzanne
Jamison Selby
Traci Shannon
Charles Lloyd
Officer Reese
Leanne Cummings
Woman Jogger
Sally Brackett
Cup Dropper
James P.Q. Sperber
Pasta Fagioli
Patrick R. Heffernan
Lamb Chop / Rugby Player #4
Michael Yurchak
Waiter
David A. Puner
Math Guy
Susan Clarke
Rois Rane
Charlene English
Superperson
Francesca Olivieri
Rimmy Rolson
Laura Satzman
Sara
Laura Arieh
Jennifer Montgomery
Mia Persson
Marjorie Fontaine
James L. Ward
Poet
Laura Losada
Open Mic Emcee
Jane Heffernan
Cafeteria Marjorie
Reid Freeman
50's Guy
Kaitlyn Lowe
Julie
The Bitter Poet
Prosecutor
Arik Treston
Bailiff
Philip X. Chapman
Dean Hedgepeth
Michael Heffernan
Alternate Lawyer
John Coen
Jug Bartender
Dan Fey
Rugby Player #1
Ernie Enzien
Rugby Player #2
Tim Bluto
Rugby Player #3
Ted Griffin
Rick Johnson
Mark Alter
Dominco
John Ardolino
Dan Fey
Melanie Rees
Ursula
Rick Johnson
Peck Rugby Coach
Tom Dubreuil
Referee
Dusty Brown
Officer #1
Michael Lamb
Officer #2
K.C. Stewart
Officer #3
Phil Haney
Rugby Fan (uncredited)